the age-old story of a bathroom creeper

Have you seen THIS MAN?

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He was last spotted on January 13 at approximately 1:22am, insanely inebriated and sound asleep (see "asleep") on the sidewalk at the intersection of Connecticut Avenue NW, and N Street NW. Prior to his sidewalk slumber, he was spotted escorting Jamie Rowe to the second floor bathroom of The 18th Street Lounge, licking strangers' ears, inappropriately inserting himself in others' conversations, arguing with a bar patron about the bicycle shaped patch on his man purse (bar patron asks THIS MAN if he had a bicycle patch on his man purse - - - THIS MAN, perturbed, looks at the bicycle shaped patch on his man purse, then responds with a confused head nod, followed by an angry growl), and looking like this, then THIS! (see below).

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Please respond if you know the whereabouts of THIS MAN.

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Or if you would like more disturbing stories or images from jwow's last night not in the witness protection program.

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Or if you would like to hire me for my adept Paint skills.

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THIS!

asleep.