things i probably shouldn't share. but will.

hear ye, hear ye! a lot has gone down recently that i believe we need to get out in the open. i'll start:

krishnan got slapped on saturday. by a lesbian (not that there's anything wrong with that).

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there are various prophylactics hanging on display in my kitchen (sorry, mom)
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krishnan referenced the movie Mean Girls 3 times in the past 18 hours

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jared came over last night. (interpret as you like)

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jamie has a new stash of about 300 sam adams bottles.

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i ate dessert for dinner last night
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david spent a suspicious amount of time in jamie's room before she came home last night. please ask him what he was doing.

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i've done about 20 minutes of substantial work today.

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"it's exclamation point Scott! It's EXCLAMATION POINT SCOTTTTTT!!!" - exclamation point scott morlando

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i bought Ben more Snap Peas this weekend. then ate them.

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we're having a party coming up. questionable theme. you'll know why if you didn't get invited.

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Happy Monday :)